Time Machine, Please?

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Dear Mom,

I don’t need you to nag at every little thing I do. I know what I’m doing.

A want a boyfriend who would come up to my doorstep with orange juice and ice cream when I’m sick.

I hate when I’m wearing cute panties and my period decides to invite itself.

No body is ugly, not even you. So shut the fuck up, you’re beautiful.

FEMALE DICTIONARY:

kitshatulan:

K = We’re pissed.

I’m fine = Does it look like I’m okay?

Whatever then, I don’t give a fuck anymore = I care, I just want to stop arguing about it.

Get away from me = If you see that I’m pissed and you actually leave me, you’re a dick. I want you to stay and comfort me.

Are you sleepy? = Please don’t be, I want to continue talking to you.

sdjhfskjhfljsh :’) = You just left me speechless.

I love you = I love you. I really do. 

(Source: sareeeezy, via itscbreeezyx3)

Someday, your words won’t mean shit to me.

Okay, I’m not gonna lie.

I’m not ready to let you go. But, I can’t make you stay. So leave if you want to. It’ll be hard for me, yes. But I’ll eventually get over it.

You know what I hate? Waiting all day for your text and never getting it..

I wish her the best.

I hope she makes you happy. I hope what you’re looking for is in her. I hope she treats you right. I hope she doesn’t cheat on you. I hope that you’re her only one. I hope she will stick around when no one else does. I hope she won’t get mad too easily. I hope she’ll be special to you. I really hope she was everything I wasn’t..